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Written by: SchoolBlogger
3/30/2009 12:37 PM 

 

Wanted

MomsMaterial is excited to announce our first Contest! 

Our most recent featured book, The Parent Trip: From High Heels and Parties to Highchairs and Potties by Jenna McCarthy has led us on a search to find funny mommy stories.  Jenna's book takes us through the pre-baby making stage up until the first year.  One of the things I love about Jenna's writing style is the humor and wisdom.  She entertains you with great stories and also provides great wisdom and information needed to survive.

Do you have a funny Mommy (or on my way to Mommy status) story? If so, submit your story in the comments below.  The funniest story just might win a signed copy of Jenna's book.   She has agreed to sign and send her book to the winner! Thanks, Jenna!  The Parent Trip was recently a featured book, click here to read my review.

Follow these steps to enter

1. You must be registered at MomsMaterial.com. If you are not already registered, please click here to register.

2. You may enter once a day, starting March 30, 2009 until April 12th. 

3. Tell us your funny story in the comments section below. Your story can be about pregnancy (including infertility), labor or parenting.  Each funny story receives 5 entries. 

4. You may enter the contest without submitting a story, simply comment below to receive one entry per day. 

Entries accepted now through Sunday, April 12, 2009 at 11:59 p.m. The winner will be chosen at random, and will receive a signed copy of The Parent Trip: From High Heels and Parties to Highchairs and Potties by Jenna McCarthy.  Winner will be notified by email and announced Monday, April 13, 2009 on our website. 

Good luck!

Even though I don’t qualify (Jenna and I have already designated ourselves with the number 1 and 2 spot), I will get you started…

When my daughter was 4, she reminded me about the effects of gravity. She walked into my room as I was dressing, just before I put on my bra. She looked at me kinda strange and said, “Mommy, aren’t those supposed to be up there?” I looked at her and said, “They used to be, before I had you!” The very next day, she came in as I was putting on my makeup. She said, “Mom, what’s that?” She was pointing at my face so I looked in the mirror but didn’t notice anything. “What?” She pointed again, this time at my forehead and said, “that line”. I looked in the mirror and to my horror realized what she meant. I replied, “Wrinkles, I got those from you too!” I am still trying to convince myself that my hubby put her up to that!

Enter submissions below.

 

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Cammie Moise

 

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21 comment(s) so far...

Re: Wanted - Funny Mommy Stories! Enter MomsMaterial's First Contest And Win An Autographed Copy Of The Parent Trip by Jenna McCarthy

Saw this on Jenna's blog. Would love to win!

By Stacy on   3/30/2009 5:22 PM

Re: Wanted - Funny Mommy Stories! Enter MomsMaterial's First Contest And Win An Autographed Copy Of The Parent Trip by Jenna McCarthy

this author is one to watch. very funny gal!

By jennifer on   3/30/2009 5:44 PM

Re: Wanted - Funny Mommy Stories! Enter MomsMaterial's First Contest And Win An Autographed Copy Of The Parent Trip by Jenna McCarthy

Would love to win!

By Bonnie Jones on   3/31/2009 1:25 PM

Re: Wanted - Funny Mommy Stories! Enter MomsMaterial's First Contest And Win An Autographed Copy Of The Parent Trip by Jenna McCarthy

Okay.. here's my funny story...

This happened a while ago when we were driving. As we passed under an over pass, I changed lanes to avoid a bicyclist. Out of the silence I heard...

Alex:EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
Me: What?
Alex: nothing....
........... I just had a thought in my head.
Me: oh.
Alex: Do you whant me to tell you it?
Me: OK.
Alex: I was just thinking. What if that guy got hit by a car and his guts spewed everywhere? That would be really gross!
Me: Yes. Yes it would.

By Katy on   3/31/2009 1:33 PM

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During the Christmas season, my husband became sick with the flu and was literally in bed for 12 days. I was exhausted from doing all the holiday cooking, plans, presents, family, etc by myself and of course the help of my two boys (who were 3 & 4 at the time). I just wanted 5 minutes by myself and I told my husband I was going to take a bubble bath. I was in the tub for a whole minute when Kannon walks in and up to the tub. I said honey mommy just needs a few minutes to rest. His response....he threw up in the bathtub with me in the bathtub. The joys of motherhood.

By Nicole on   3/31/2009 1:56 PM

Re: Wanted - Funny Mommy Stories! Enter MomsMaterial's First Contest And Win An Autographed Copy Of The Parent Trip by Jenna McCarthy

My young daughter said "Don't tell me that, I'll start crying." She stills RULES!!!!~

By Maris Harry on   3/31/2009 2:37 PM

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What goes around....comes around. After reading Cammie's story about her daughter(my granddaughter) I remembered a story told to me by my mother-in-law (Cammie's grandmother). She also got caught nude in the bothroom and Cammie looked at her and said "Who popped those??" referring to her boobs!!!! I guess "from the mouths of babes" is the truth.

By Mom22 on   3/31/2009 4:10 PM

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My 4 year old son was going through his "Mr. Fix-it" phase which I attributed to watching too much Bob the Builder. He had a brightly colored plastic tool set he carried with him everywhere. One day while waiting in the Doctors office, he was playing with used and abused toys the Doctor had scattered about. He picked up a small laptop that didn't have batteries in it and announced that it was broken and he was going to fix it. He reached into the tool box and pulled out his red and yellow plastic screwdriver and started poking around on the toy and loudly exclaimed "Damn". I was shocked. I asked him what he said and he clearly said, "Damn". I asked what it meant and he told me that damn was the fixin word. Whenever anything was broken and his father was fixing it he would say "Damn" and then it started working again. None of the other children in the waiting room were allowed to play with my little trash talker after that!!!

By cocohouston on   3/31/2009 4:25 PM

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I bet that is a great book - sounds like it would be a fun and informative read! I wish I could think of a funny story to add, but I can't ever recall all the zany things that happen except for all of my driving incidents. :)

By Catherine on   3/31/2009 5:08 PM

Re: Wanted - Funny Mommy Stories! Enter MomsMaterial's First Contest And Win An Autographed Copy Of The Parent Trip by Jenna McCarthy

My kids are really pretty funny a lot. It's a shame their mommy can't remember anything anymore! Hope I win the book! :-)

By sharon on   3/31/2009 7:34 PM

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Sounds like a great book! My infertility story, which Cammie knows, is not really appropriate for a "family" website!!

By LaLa on   3/31/2009 7:35 PM

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When I was pregnant my husband told me my stretchmarks looked like the weather map. He wasn't even trying to be mean...just stupid.
And i'd like to win that signed book.

By Kandis on   3/31/2009 8:08 PM

Re: Wanted - Funny Mommy Stories! Enter MomsMaterial's First Contest And Win An Autographed Copy Of The Parent Trip by Jenna McCarthy

I would love to win that book! I just am having a major brain fart and cant think of one story! I will keep thinking and get back to you!

By Becky Minear on   4/1/2009 6:24 AM

Oh dear...

I had 3 baby girls in a row. Lots of bows and ballet shoes and all things pink.

And then a cute bundle of blue showed up.

And none of us really knew what to do about it.

The girls were entranced with him. They enjoyed his coming home...watching mommy change diapers, etc.

Soon his umbilical cord fell off.

I told the girls that was very normal. They all fall off.

And then one of my daughters (who shall remain nameless) pointed to his male "part" and said..."when's THAT fall off?"

Almost as funny as when my 3 year old once asked her teacher why boys went potty out of their belly buttons.

By Darla Baerg on   4/2/2009 1:57 PM

Re: Wanted - Funny Mommy Stories! Enter MomsMaterial's First Contest And Win An Autographed Copy Of The Parent Trip by Jenna McCarthy

When I was a child, if we dropped candy or our favorite food on the ground, we would chant "God made the dirt, the dirt don't hurt, put it in your mouth and let it work." And our mind was clear about eating off of the ground. WELL.. years later, I have my own children. I think it will be fun to teach them the same chant, so when they would drop a peace of candy on the floor, and I did not have anymore, I would tell them to say the chant and the candy would be clean to eat. WELL... one day I have to take both my children to the hospital due to colds. The doctor is having general conversation with my children and ask..."So, how do you think you got sick?" And to my amazement, my daughter says..."Because mommie makes us eat off of the floor!!!" Can I say we have NEVER played THAT game again!!!!

~Spirit
Momlogic blog

By rcemom on   4/2/2009 2:29 PM

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This was sent in by Becca H
Tim and I had noticed some nice, well-behaved children at a restaurant one time, and we complimented them on their good behaivor. Tim told our sons, Jackson and Nicholas, that for every compliment they received from a non-family member, he would give them a quarter (Julia was just a baby at the time, so this did not apply to her yet). The next Sunday as we were all getting ready to go to church, our oldest son, Jackson, came downstairs in a suit and tie. As we walked the hallways of our church, many people made comments to him about how nice he looked. After church, we had to make a stop at Target. We saw a few people we knew, and again, all made comments on how nice Jackson looked. When we got home, Jackson told Tim that he was going to have to give him alot of quarters because of all the compliments he got that day! He was pretty sad when we told him that we meant we would pay him a quarter for a compliment on his behavior, not on his appearance!

Have a great day!

By cmoise on   4/5/2009 6:25 PM

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I had to use the public restroom and had my very young son with me. We were in the stall and I was trying to be very discreet but had to change a tampon. All the sudden my son, says loudly, "What's that mom, a candle?" You could hear several snickers from other women in the restroom. So embarrassing!

By kw2 on   4/7/2009 8:05 AM

Re: Wanted - Funny Mommy Stories! Enter MomsMaterial's First Contest And Win An Autographed Copy Of The Parent Trip by Jenna McCarthy

enter me please

By TSM on   4/10/2009 5:04 PM

Re: Wanted - Funny Mommy Stories! Enter MomsMaterial's First Contest And Win An Autographed Copy Of The Parent Trip by Jenna McCarthy

Enter me again please!

By mom22 (RM) on   4/10/2009 10:37 PM

Re: Wanted - Funny Mommy Stories! Enter MomsMaterial's First Contest And Win An Autographed Copy Of The Parent Trip by Jenna McCarthy

The winner was announced this morning! Congratulations to KW2 (Katie W.)! We had 63 entries and they were all assigned a number and we used www.random.org to choose the winning number (61).

Thanks for participating in the giveaway/contest and if you have a funny story to add below, we would like to continue with your comments.

Thanks,
Cammie
MomsMaterial.com

By MomsMaterial on   4/13/2009 11:42 AM

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My son was about 5 years old at the time. He was learning how to read. We went into a public restroom (ladies, of course) at a stadium. He washed his hands and went to dry them. He couldn't find the paper towels. He saw the dryer and a metal box on the wall. He read it, "napkins 25 cents". and then said, " Mom, can you believe they charge 25 cents for a napkin to dry your hands here?" There were many giggles. I sweetly suggested that he use the dryer and save his quarter.

By susan on   4/30/2009 10:40 PM

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